Lyon’s Last-Minute Save

They dodged the administrative bullet—again. Six days to rework financials? That’s not a comeback, that’s a student cramming for finals.

EBITDA or Bust

Mbappé speed won’t save them. Their EBITDA needs to sprint faster than a last-minute transfer deal.

Watch the Transfer Market

No top player joins a club that might vanish next week. It’s not just football—it’s survival mode.

So yes, Lyon’s in the Europa League… for now.

You think they’ll actually fix things? Comment below—this plot twist has more layers than my Excel model!

Let’s be real — if French goals were just goals, we’d still be using Excel. But when Ousmane Dembélé kicks one backheel so hard it reboots Real Madrid’s title hopes? That’s not flair — that’s a Python script running on Autopilot. And Benzema’s 87th-minute winner? More like Siri whispered “goal confirmed” before the ref blew the whistle. Who else but a Redbridge-born data nerd could see this as art? Vote below: Which goal made you scream into your coffee? (Bonus points if you remember the exact minute… or if you cried during halftime.)