Mbappé’s New Role: Drama or Destiny?

So Mbappé’s now playing No.9? Cool. But let’s be real—he’s not just scoring goals; he’s writing Shakespearean tragedies in real time.

Defense? What Defense?

Five goals conceded to Spain? Yeah… but hey, at least the xG says we’re flashy enough to forgive it all. France’s attack is basically a TikTok dance routine—beautiful until someone trips over their own feet.

Four Forwards? Flexibility Over Fuss

Deschamps throws four up front? Mbappé shrugs: ‘We can play three… or two… or even one if we’re feeling bold.’ Translation: chaos with spreadsheets.

Thriving in the Storm?

He calls it a ‘season without major titles’—not ‘no titles.’ That linguistic precision? Pure INTJ energy. We respect the grind.

You guys think he’ll nail this hybrid striker/playmaker role? Or is he just trying to out-skill his own hype?

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