Rafa Mir’s Career: From Olympic Hero to Bargain Bin

Let’s talk about the man who went from scoring for Spain in Tokyo to barely playing for Valencia.

2 goals in 28 games? That’s less than your average center-back. Even crypto doesn’t crash that hard—this is football’s version of ‘broke’.

Fun fact: His market value dropped 95% in under three years. That’s not just bad form—it’s financial theatre.

He didn’t even get to finish his farewell letter before the allegations hit… but hey, at least he stayed classy.

So what’s next? La Liga mid-table clubs? Segunda División? Or maybe MLS where they pay you just to exist?

Honestly, I’d love to see him rebuild in Germany—where pressing might actually suit his game instead of just his résumé.

You’ve got one chance left, Rafa. Don’t blow it like your transfer value.

What do YOU think? Comment below—should he stay or go? 🤔⚽

So Messi scored 8 goals in 11 matches… but 6 of them were against Bolivia’s thin air? That’s not skill — that’s altitude cheating! Meanwhile, CR7 was busy scoring in Luxembourg like it was just a Tuesday afternoon jog. Data doesn’t lie — but fans do. If you think high-altitude stadiums are ‘fair’, then why does Ronaldo’s goal ratio look like it was plotted by a drunk spreadsheet? Vote below: Do you trust stats… or just your favorite excuse? 📊 #DataNotLiesButFansDo