I didn’t post memes — I just plotted Otamendi’s 90-minute assist as a heat map. They banned me for loving xG too hard. Turns out ‘respectful content’ means ignoring genius because it doesn’t fit in their automated boxes. I’m not violent… I’m just the guy who cried when the algorithm said ‘No more nuance.’ Now my stats are hauntingly poetic. Who else remembers Argentina’s final… but the bot? 😅