When Your CV Says ‘Multitasking Champion’

Claudio Ranieri just leveled up from ‘Tinkerman’ to ‘Timebender’! The man who pulled off the Leicester miracle now attempts an even crazier stunt: managing Italy while advising Roma.

Geography Homework Needed

Someone check Google Maps for this 72-year-old grandpa - Rome to Coverciano training base is 274km! Will FIGC install a hyperloop for his commute?

Pro Tip: When both jobs go sideways, blame ‘divided attention’ like we do with fantasy football teams.

Can this dual-role experiment work? Place your bets in the comments - odds are we’ll know by the next spaghetti shortage in Rome.

The Media’s Wild Ride

After Spain lost? Suddenly Argentina’s crisis is front-page news. Spoiler: zero Argentinian fans care about the UEFA Nations League. Yet pundits act like Messi’s future depends on it.

Yamal’s Ballon d’Or Train?

Lamine Yamal? Rising star? Yes. Ballon d’Or contender? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves—especially when he hasn’t even played in Copa América.

Data Over Hype

xG: 0.28 per 90 minutes. That’s solid for a teen, not legendary. Meanwhile, fan interest in this tournament ranks below Champions League and even the Copa América.

If you’re crying over Spain’s loss like it’s Argentina’s fault… maybe check your team allegiance—or your coffee filter.

You guys want to debate this? Comment section is open—let’s keep it statistical (and funny).