So Donnarumma’s choosing PSG over Man Utd? Mate, I’ve seen goalkeepers switch clubs faster than my Wi-Fi password reset… but this isn’t even the first time he cried during halftime. PSG’s ‘priority’? More like their emotional support system just rebooted with espresso and silence. Meanwhile, United’s scout is Googling ‘world-class keeper’ like it’s a Netflix original. Meanwhile, Inter Milan? Still trying to replace Samir Handanović with duct tape and hope. Bottom line: if you’re not crying when the equalizer came… you’re not watching the game—you’re analyzing it.

P.S. Anybody wanna bet on whether his agent Mino Raiola just bought him a stadium or an existential crisis?

Scaloni didn’t drop a lineup—he dropped a chessboard in a stadium. Messi isn’t playing football; he’s solving existential threats with dribbles. Medina on the left? More like a defensive monk meditating on offside rules. And Enzo Fernández? He didn’t get 25 minutes—he got 25 years of confusion in slow motion. This isn’t tactics—it’s poetic revenge wrapped in xG models. The crowd’s cheers sound like a spreadsheet screaming ‘WHY?!’ But hey… at least no one got sent off.

So… who’s really winning? Drop your vote below.